Quotes by MisterScabbedWings

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  • .if you love something, let it go.
    .if it comes back to you, it's yours.
    .if it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.

    19 years ago
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  • .roses are red.
    .violets are blue.
    .the softer the bed.
    .the better the screw.

    19 years ago
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  • -Mom, i'm already 14, will you buy me a bra??

    -Shut up Markus!!

    it's really simple and short but when you're in a good mood, you'll laugh too.

    19 years ago
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  • -Daddy, what's a rack?

    -it's a country and now shut up kid!

    18 years ago
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  • .i wanted to buy a candle holder.
    .but i bought a cake instead.

    18 years ago
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  • .i wanted to get my teeth whitenend.
    .but i got a tan instead.

    18 years ago
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  • What the waiter said to Jesus at the night of the last supper: we either got 2 round tables of 6 or 1 long table but you all have to face that way...

    18 years ago
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  • There are only three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't...

    18 years ago
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  • .love.
    .the perfect excuse to get hurt.
    .i want you to make me f...ing suffer.

    18 years ago
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  • .how i long to seperate you from the reality just for one night and let our animal instincts take charge this once.

    18 years ago
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