.roses are red.
.violets are blue.
.i'm sorry honey.
.i found someone new.

I think i just met the girl of my dreams...
but i decided to ditch her when i saw you.

Prince charming was on the way to see you...
but i beat the crap out of him so i could get to you first.

(gotta love those corny ass pickup lines)

.a good friend is like a bra.
.strong support.
.and close to the heart.

[obviously not mine, but i found it funny at the time i heard it]

.got my spoon.
.going to eat your ass.
.enjoy it, b i t c h.
.we'll have a blast.

Happy roach sucks day!!!!
[for my philippino brother who saves me from myself]

.you're pretty...PRETTY STUPID!!.

.you're funny...FUNNY LOOKING!!.

.why are we dying to live.
.when we are living to die?.

.some days i just need to hear you say 3 words.
.to make this distance go away.
.i die on days i don't hear from you.
.but i resurrect with every mail you send me.

.the death of one is a tragedy.
.the death of a milion is just a statistic.

-Marilyn Manson

.i'm not suicidal.
.i just don't see the point in living sometimes.

.if i cannot love you.
.i will not love at all.
.i'll hold you close.
.like i've never held on to anything in my entire life.
...stay with me...