Poems by St Simon

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  • 1) OHHHHHH! THE HURRICANES GONE!
    2) I got this man...

  • I was walking through the bush, I came to a road i...
    How about a double use Phone Book, But then you...

  • How much presents could Santa stuff in his sack if...
    Morial: That santa is very sack-i-liouses...

  • You know i'v always wanted to be a...

  • I once met a man named JOHN CHING who sang a song...
    CHING...CHING!! go the trolys!!....CHANG CHANGE...

  • Bush (2)

    As i rub the rose spikes along my hairy long...
    1) Don\'t mention Mobil low prices...

  • Confusion, What thi be if i am confused, If i were...
    ps: my lawn mower needs petrol, Please remind me...

  • Steve sat side on to sams stiffy, Someone said...

  • Tea

    Along time ago in history along came a man named...
    He came along and invented the wonderful bru we...

  • Baby (1)

    My main girl K-TEEEE, is da nager tinkin she gotta...
    They got into bed tagether, Hand no idea wht could...

  • A day without the long grass is a day without my...
    The catcher is full, But i must stay strong to...

  • Furry fat footballers flap like fat furballs...