Toilet Paper....

I was walking through the bush, I came to a road i saw a Mobil station. I then went and rubbed my ass on the cash til. I thought DAMN! this is uncomfterble, If only somebody thought of something better than this.

How about a double use Phone Book, But then you wouldn't be able to see your phone numbers.

Top 10 uses for a Tooth brush:

1) Brushing your teeth.
2) Taking up space in your tooth brush holder.

3) A good subject to bring up when yo have nothing to talk about.

4) Rubbing your crack.

5) Scrubbing your undies. mmmmmm (great bread spread)

6) How to remind you what you had for tea last night.

7) Washing your windows.

8) High jacking a car on the high way.

9) A murder weapon.

10) A back scratcher.