St Simon

Profile of St Simon

  • Age : 16
  • Gender : Male
  • Country : New Zealand
  • Joined : Nov 6, 2005
  • Last Visit : 18 years ago
  • Poems : 23
  • Comments : 10
  • Quotes : 2
  • Posts : 0
  • Awards :

Latest Poems By St Simon

  • Comertry TOP 10! (1)

    1) OHHHHHH! THE HURRICANES GONE!
    2) I got this man...

  • Toilet Paper.... (1)

    I was walking through the bush, I came to a road i...
    How about a double use Phone Book, But then you...

  • Santa\'s Sack (Attack)

    How much presents could Santa stuff in his sack if...
    Morial: That santa is very sack-i-liouses...

  • Fireman (tru story) (2)

    You know i'v always wanted to be a...

  • The man....

    I once met a man named JOHN CHING who sang a song...
    CHING...CHING!! go the trolys!!....CHANG CHANGE...

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Latest Quotes By St Simon

  • If your got brown hands, Your out of toilet paper!

    18 years ago
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  • NEVER EVER!..EVER!.....................I MEAN EVER!.........EVER!..............use the same peice of toilet paper twice, Unless you like brown hands.

    18 years ago
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