Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned in Spring training.

Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the blow dryer!

Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache

Q. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm?
A. They think their getting their picture taken.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?