Quotes by Pruedence

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  • FINE

    This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

    18 years ago
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  • If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
    that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

    18 years ago
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  • Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

    18 years ago
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  • Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

    18 years ago
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  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    18 years ago
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  • If people from Poland are called Poles, why
    aren't people from Holland called Holes?

    18 years ago
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  • People always say that it is the thought counts when getting presents, so why not just think about getting them a present...

    18 years ago
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  • Two blondes walk into a building, you would have thought one of then would have seen it...

    18 years ago
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  • A simple friend when visiting acts like a guest, a real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

    18 years ago
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  • A simple friend wonders about your romantic history, a real friend could blackmail you with it

    18 years ago
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