It's better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all.

Not mine but i like it

Love is like a plant if you care for it, it wil last but if you don't it will die.

Why is it that a guy can have as many girls as he wants and he\'s the man but if girls have more than one we\'re ho's

The voices inside my head don't like you.

You say crazy like it's a bad thing

Men are like shoes. You wear them (use them) for while then you let your friends have them.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I don't have anything against blondes

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circle room and tell her to find a corner and sit in it.

How does the blonde confuse you?

She shows you the corner she sat in.

FORD spelled backward (DORF)
Driver Returns On Foot

Beauty is just an illusion of the eye.