It was an ordinary day
I woke up an ordinary way...

Love is as sweet as fresh fruit.
Love stinks like a sweaty boot...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a fence
Humpty Dumpty had a few cents...

It was a warm July night
As I held you really tight...

You leaned over and you kissed me
I felt my knees go weak...

Cupid shoots his arrows
And his arrows sure do fly...

Always wanting to be with you
Every day I think of us two...