Humpty Dumpty sat on a fence
Humpty Dumpty had a few cents...

Cupid shoots his arrows
And his arrows sure do fly...

Daddy, you are my hero each and every day
You are the coolest and I just want to say...

Every time I see you I go shy.
My love for you I can't deny...

It was a warm July night
As I held you really tight...

How can you say I love you, when you cannot speak?
How can you see something, when you will not even...

I thought that you loved me
I thought that you could see...

Love is as sweet as fresh fruit.
Love stinks like a sweaty boot...

You leaned over and you kissed me
I felt my knees go weak...

My love for you is like
A rose in bloom, growing every day...

It was an ordinary day
I woke up an ordinary way...

Today I woke up and dad was dressed in black
I snuck up behind him and poked him in the back...