I always forget
to forget you.
x3

IN THE COOKiES OF LiFE FRiENDS ARE THE CHOCOLATE CHiPS.
-COFFEE MUG

Boy: babby your eyes are so beautiful.
girl: aww yours are too.
boy: but mine are just brown.
girl: yea cuz your so full of shh!!t

A best friend
- is a girl you can call in the middle of the night
& tell her you killed someone & she would say
"where should we hide the body?"

Wait for the right guy
b u t i n t h e m e a n t i m e,
have fun with the wrong ones.

He's a cute pair of shoes that arn't my size.

Emo: like a Goth,
only a lot less dark
and much more Harry Potter.

Girls like us
don't come around very often
you'll either grow to hate us
or learn to love us
but either way
you're wasting your time
becasue you can't beat us
&& you sure the heck can't join us

Butt-crack
is the new cleavage

"“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.” - Paris Hilton