And the children go to school
were they are put in boxes
and they come out all the same
-Malvina Reynolds

"candy is dandy
but liquor is quicker"
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

::to my haters::
i keep it real and thats a pr0mise
i may be a b!t(h but atleast im honest
when i walk by y0u st0p and stare
well keep 0n l00king cus i d0nt care

I taught your boyfriend;
that thing you like.

The guy may wear the pants in the relationship
but I control the zipper =]

There's 3 things in life every giirl needs;
love to make her weak.
alcohol to make her strong.
&& best friends when both things make you hiit the floor.

If you want something you've never had,
do something you've never done

Hey you; i like your pants,
[BUT] I BET THEY'D LOOK EVEN CUTER ON MY FLOOR

Boy: Why do you cry and obsess over a TV program & the imaginary sadness of people you`ve never met?
Girl: For the same reason you jump up and yell at the TV when a man you don`t know makes a touchdown

Here's to the nights:
when the sand is in your seat,
the waaves kiss your feet
and your | friends | outnumber
--- the stars in the sky.
summer oh seven