He whistled at me, when I told him I'd have to wear a skirt EVERY day…of course, his excuse was ‘Hey, ask any guy who is straight—he’ll say the same thing!’ I have to stay, I’m worried…

My right hand is dumb, but my left hand has an IQ of like 50,000…but, wait…that’s not right…I’m right-handed!

*this was just odd...i had to write it down so i would remember it!*

“I'd like a diet water, please.”

“Oranges don’t go on forever.”

*This is something we were talking about during Geometry one day…*

Mmm…chocolate. It’s like a party in my mouth—and you’re not invited!

"Haley's name means HAY-CLEARING!!"

"Katharine's name means PURE TORTURE!!!!"

Life without love is not life at all...

My life is like a politician's office...it has a BIG complaint box right outside the door!

If you don't like the way I drive, then stay off the sidewalk.