I'm ok, it only hurts when i breathe

* love is like a butterfly*

so ill wait forever with my outstreched hand, and maybe one day my butterfly will land x

Roses are red monsters are green
look in the mirror and you'll see what i mean

One day in the middle of th night
2 dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other

What do a skeleton of a blonde found in a closet?

1984 hide and seek champion

PMS
Pass My Shotgun

Lady 1: did u miss your husband after he was murdered?

lady 2: well it was a matter of life after death....he died and i had a life.

Guys should be like kleenex soft strong and disposable

Husband: hey hunni did u miss me?

wife: with every bullet so far

MAN: your last husband disappeared...

Woman: he was an illusionist.

Man: but he never re-apeared..

Woman: he wasn't a very good illusionist