Quotes by sammie

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  • Rest in peace heath ledger. xx

    17 years ago
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  • Supported by the Mafia...you hit me..we hit you

    18 years ago
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  • If you want the rainbow you must face the rain, if you want the love you must face the pain

    18 years ago
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  • Chocolate...somethings are worth the weight.

    i used to skinny dip, now i chunky dunk

    18 years ago
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  • Here lies the body of jonathan blake stepped on the gas in stead of the break

    18 years ago
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  • My friend got arrested for possesion of an offensive face.

    18 years ago
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  • Why are men like clouds?

    because as soon as they go away the world becomes a brighter place

    18 years ago
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  • Wise man once said "i don't knoww ask a woman"

    18 years ago
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  • *message y friend sent me*

    OMG!! i just got a phone call of god, he sed one of his angels is missing, Shhhhhhhhh i didnt tell him where you were

    18 years ago
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  • You dont win the beauty padgent
    after you drop the batons
    unless you have ice water in your veins pal
    bring it on

    18 years ago
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