# Coffee, Chocolate, Men - some things are just better rich

Fat people are harder to kidnap

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong buttons you'll be disconnected

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!

Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell.

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live

Don't hate the player, HATE the game

# Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back

I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me