A faithful friend is the medicine of life

Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT

I'd rather spend one minute holding you...than a lifetime knowing I never could

WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU

If u needs space join NASA

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey

Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy

Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health

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