I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

I often want to drown my sorrows, but i can't get my husband to go swimming.

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them.

-Fully Metal Jacket

The early bird catches the worm, but weasles dont get sucked up by jet engines.

I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.

Doctor Bell,
Fell down the well,
And broke his collar bone.
A doctor should,
Attend the sick,
And leave the well alone!!!

Preserve the spotted owl.
(in Formaldehyde)

Gargling twice a day is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains intice me.

Her voice was so beautiful, it fooled the sky and the sea into moving...