Theres a fine, fine line between love,
And a waste of time.

Kate - Avenue Q

Do you ever wish you could wake up in the emergency room and have the doctors say:

"You're not going to make it."

Just so you could find out who really cares about you?

Do you ever look at yourself and wish you were different in every single way?

Life is short. Death is long.

Dreams are hopeless aspirations
In hopes of comin' true
Believe in yourself
The rest is up to me and you.

- Left Eye.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'Mother In Law', they come out 'Woman Hitler'?

Life is sexually transmitted.