Words only hurt if you let them.

Will skate for food.

Monkeyman: I can't believe you ate a baby.
fat guy: I was hungry.
monkeyman: well, that's just cause you're a fat ho.
fat guy: well, you're still a monkey.

Dude: Knock, knock.
Blonde Chick: Who's there?
Dude: Nobody.
Blonde Chick: Nobody who?
Dude: ...
Blonde Chick: Nobody who?!
Dude: ...
Blonde Chick: Where did you go?!?!

Bush is retarded.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

-Mark Twain