I poon the noobs on the internets!
With my really big gun...

You know I can't always answer,
Everytime that you call...

I can't always protect you,
From harm coming your way...

*That's right! Your FAVORITE poet is now your...
Nancy Kitty was a cat...

This love thing
Is new to me...

It must be hard on you
I know it's hard on her...

You're avoiding me,
I don't know why...

My alarm goes off,
You're still on my mind...

(This is the theme song of the Epic, AWSOME, and...
Look up in the sky! It's a man! It's a plane! NO...

How do you sleep at night,
After all the things you've done...

I have worst enemy
I hate him to bits...

Everytime I see you,
It makes me dread the summer...