I'll eat your heart out.

You know your boyfriend is gay when he's prettier than you.

Your parents pay for it and all you get is a new name. What a rip-off.

If I don't kill the pain will kill me.

Boys don't cry; men do.

Oh, hey! How are you? I was just thinking about... Oh, look, better people.

I'll find the light for you.

Loneliness is worse than death.

"Oh" is just "ho" spelled backwards.

If you need a shoulder to cry on... I'll drink with you.