A knife in the dark can be deadlier than a thousand swords.

Thanks for not remembering to give me a ride home. It made me realise I don't have one.

You called me your best friend. I can't believe I was stupid enough to believe that.

I don't speak; I sing.

If you're going to kill me I wish you good luck.

Let's play truth or dare! Truth, do you like me? Dare, prove it.

After being sacrificed you could've at least said thanks.

Call me fat and I'll throw up on you.

I'd eat you but you're too high in fat.

The only reason you don't swim is because it's never been a half hour since you last ate.