Why do I need braces? Are my teeth not straight enough?

Why do I need to brush my teeth? Are they not white enough?

Ancient Greek soldiers remind me I have to buy something later.

Maybe I will go to Hell!

Yes, I am weird. What's the matter, can't handle that?

Being gay isn't a choice! Although I do favour it over being straight.

Skittles are gay pride candies: they're rainbow and fruity.

What's wrong with me?

I'd rather be anywhere but home right now.

Go what myself? Honey, If I could do that I wouldn't need a partner, would I?