If you're afraid of a girly guy, you're afraid of everything.

Sometimes you need to switch teams.

Honey, please! You couldn't even catch an STD!

Few women admit their age and few men act theirs.

They want to watch something they can't see.

--My bf on blind people

I'll fight for my place in the sun.

Wikipedia's a better source than you.

Fvck society.

When you say you love her, look at her eyes and not at her chest!

Usually there are "happily ever afters" but sorry, girls, this is reality.