In the darkened room she clutches her bear
The one that he gave her from the summer fair...
Wanted:
A man to love forever more...
I'm sick of being the best friend
When I want to be their girl...
No uttered words the poet speaks,
No skies of golden hue...
Don't go pissing that girl off.
She takes karate...
*I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL IT ENTERTAINED ME*
I shave my legs...
I'm glad I'm a woman
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am...