Learn from yesterday live for today hope for tomarrow

She called me a B itch i said id rather be a b itch than look like a man!

Me: are u flippin me?

Princess: Like pancakes b itch!

dedicated to My friend steven aka Princess

Dedicated to chad herr

save the planet and go kill urself !!!!

Its not my fault when u and ur boyfriend are doing it he's thinking of me

Hello my name is Jen remember that bcuz ull be screaming it later

Shut the f up or ill shove u back up ur mom where u came from!!

He he i said tht to my cuzin rawrface one random day!!

Friend: wat do u call nuts on ur chest?

Me: chest nuts

friend: wat do u call nuts on a wall?

Me: wall nuts

friend: wat do u call nuts on ur chin?

Me: chin nuts?

Friend: no my di ck in ur mouth!!!

Princess: u want sex from ur boyfriend really bad don't you?

Me: Yeah, I do.

Princess: Hm, I wonder what I'm doing this weekend

Me: -weird look-

Princess: ...Sh*t, that was horrible timing...

Princess: so she said "Are you two gonna...-hand motion-" And I said idk being my first time and all

Me: Well, why don't you do it with a chick?

Princess: Let's not...