Its okay moses was once a basketcase and look how he turned out!

Hard work never hurt anyone... But im still not going to risk it!

( from princesses shirt!)

Dont wait for prince charming he's probably gay anyway!

I'm that guy your mom warned you to stay away from- You know, when she said "Oh, don't bother honey, he's gay.'

from my friend princess

I thought my boyfriend was my night in shining armor but hes just my dork in aluminum foil

She may be where he's at but im where he wants to be

It doesnt hurt me...you wanna feel how it feels?

Yes ima emo kid

"You wake to suffer through the day
Trade a dream for the pay
Well here's the fact, I hope it sticks
You're just alive out of habit."

Smiles are no more than empty love

Your moms a flakey bisket