When the world says, "Give up."
Hope whispers, "Give it one more try."

You have enemies?
Good, that means you stood up for something in your life.

Everything he tells you now,
He told me first.
So stop thinking you're so damn special.

Although she cuts across the vein
She knows that it will heal again
Because she knows the cut she made
Will form a scar, and then will fade.

May the Angels protect you,
Trouble neglect you
And Heaven accept you
When it's time to go home.
May you always have plenty
Your glass never empty
And know in your belly
You're never alone.

Stand up for what you believe in
Because nobody ever got famous
For following the crowd.

I know you miss me,
But you should know
You didn't lose me,
You let me go..

It may be my family's redneck nature
Bringin' out unlady like behavior
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger
But I really hate her.
I'll think of a reason later.

Written on a bathroom stall: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I did your dad.
Written below it: Go home mom, you're drunk.

Doctor: Contrary to popular belief, what happens in Vegas, DOESN'T stay in Vegas. You have herpes.