I love you like a fiend loves de pipe
Like a stripper loves the pole
More than a jailbird hates de hole
Like how snoop loves de pot
Or how flavor flav loves his clock

I love it when we fight
You yell and scream
Your face all screwed up
But you dont forget to,
Angrily say 'i love you'
In the process

I had a boyfriend from
Italy, france, and spain
Oh how beautifully they say
'I love you' in their language
But it can never replace you saying
'Wtf babe, who loves ya more than me'

I can care less about
marrying a millionaire
Give me your azz,
monopoly money to spend,
Barbie's playhouse to live in
&&i'll be satsfied

You gave me flowers for mi birthday
Even some special ones on valentines day
my friends boyfriend gave her flowers
just because its tuesday
So i sent you a pic of flowers with an 'its over' text
just becuase its wednesday

I Swear I`m Not The Jealous Type
I`m just possessive of whats mine
So, Until i recycle your azz
Stay away from de trash!

LP