I love you like a fiend loves de pipe
Like a stripper loves the pole
More than a jailbird hates de hole
Like how snoop loves de pot
Or how flavor flav loves his clock

I love it when we fight
You yell and scream
Your face all screwed up
But you dont forget to,
Angrily say 'i love you'
In the process

I had a boyfriend from
Italy, france, and spain
Oh how beautifully they say
'I love you' in their language
But it can never replace you saying
'Wtf babe, who loves ya more than me'