Quotes by LaiParis

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  • I Swear I`m Not The Jealous Type
    I`m just possessive of whats mine
    So, Until i recycle your azz
    Stay away from de trash!

    LP

    17 years ago
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  • You gave me flowers for mi birthday
    Even some special ones on valentines day
    my friends boyfriend gave her flowers
    just because its tuesday
    So i sent you a pic of flowers with an 'its over' text
    just becuase its wednesday

    17 years ago
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  • I can care less about
    marrying a millionaire
    Give me your azz,
    monopoly money to spend,
    Barbie's playhouse to live in
    &&i'll be satsfied

    17 years ago
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  • I had a boyfriend from
    Italy, france, and spain
    Oh how beautifully they say
    'I love you' in their language
    But it can never replace you saying
    'Wtf babe, who loves ya more than me'

    17 years ago
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  • I love it when we fight
    You yell and scream
    Your face all screwed up
    But you dont forget to,
    Angrily say 'i love you'
    In the process

    17 years ago
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  • I love you like a fiend loves de pipe
    Like a stripper loves the pole
    More than a jailbird hates de hole
    Like how snoop loves de pot
    Or how flavor flav loves his clock

    17 years ago
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