My X-BF's bio:

Liar. Cheater. Coward. Hypocrite. Baby. Jerk. Stupid. Ugly. Pathetic. Abusive. Pervert. ****head. Immature. Racist. Sexist. Disrespectful. Stupid. Childish. Scumbag. Idiot.

If you're such a "man" why do you run away every chance you get?

It's a shame when you sit down and your thighs squish out to twice their size.

A rule of thumb: Don't tell them you want to have a baby on the first date.

Wait! Don't you run from me, too! :'(

I can be a btch. Deal with it.

I have a point, you're just too stupid to understand it.

You're my friend and I regret it.

You're a lot like an egg; over-easy.

If you don't shut up you'll die! D=