You can do whatever you want and it's no problem. I do the same thing and it's the end of the world.

Ew, are you serious?! Your face is the last thing I wanna see when I have an orgasm!

Business in the front, even more business in the back.

You don't know me. You don't know my background. You don't know my history. You don't know where I came from. You don't know how I got here.

So who are you to tell me what I am and what I'm not?

If you're going to act like a btch, then you will be treated like a btch.

-To some btch i know :)

You're like my tonsils; you're not necessary.

You dumped me but you're the one who has to get over it. How sad.

I got your hopes high for something you'll never get, anyway. Sucks for you!

Wanna know why you can't get laid?

Look in a mirror and find out.

My ex: Wanna go out sometime? :)

Me: How about this? Fvck you.