With a hot black guy like him and a white/puerto rican like me we'd make chocolate and vanilla with a bit of spice! =D

The sad thing is that you have no social life.
The funny thing is that it's not enough punishment.

Business in the front, even more business in the back.

Ew, are you serious?! Your face is the last thing I wanna see when I have an orgasm!

You can do whatever you want and it's no problem. I do the same thing and it's the end of the world.

I say I hate you for who you've become, but I really hate you for who you've always been.

He doesn't make me deal with all that emo and abusive bullsh*t just to end up cheating on me and leaving me in the most pathetic way possible.

I'm a terrible person. But hell, the sh*t I pull off is hilarious!

I'm the only person in the world that can eat your stomach from the inside out.

Para ti, para mi', PARA TODOS!

I saw it on an internet commercial banner thingy ^_^
It was for a cooking tool thinger and it means "For you, for me, FOR ALL!". I saw it and i was like "OMG I have to post that! =D"