If you're such a "man" why do you run away every chance you get?

It's a shame when you sit down and your thighs squish out to twice their size.

A rule of thumb: Don't tell them you want to have a baby on the first date.

Wait! Don't you run from me, too! :'(

I can be a btch. Deal with it.

I have a point, you're just too stupid to understand it.

You're my friend and I regret it.

I'm the only person in the world that can eat your stomach from the inside out.

Para ti, para mi', PARA TODOS!

I saw it on an internet commercial banner thingy ^_^
It was for a cooking tool thinger and it means "For you, for me, FOR ALL!". I saw it and i was like "OMG I have to post that! =D"

Religion needs logic like science needs faith.