the two tonne twat

About the two tonne twat

hey dudes & dudettes ,
my names jason and to be honest you will never meet anybody as random as me....
i can count to lemon
my favourite sport is sleep
and if you want my personal information
just ask barrack obama

ME AND HIM ARE TIGHTER THAN A JOCKEYS UNDERWEAR...

Profile of the two tonne twat

  • Age : 15
  • Gender : Male
  • Country : UK
  • Joined : Mar 12, 2009
  • Last Visit : 16 years ago
  • Poems : 2
  • Comments : 0
  • Quotes : 0
  • Posts : 0
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Latest Poems By the two tonne twat

  • Life is random (1)

    I ran up the door and shut the stairs
    i said my slippers and put on my prayers...

  • My first poem

    When i walk beside you i get that warmth in my...
    dedicated to my Love Sophie cunningham...