I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.

Forget all the reasons why it won't work, and believe the only reason why it will.

I just did some calculations and I've been able to determine that you're full of sh*t.

In human relationships, distance is not measured in miles but in affection. Two people can be right next to each other, yet miles apart.

My day could have been better if I had spent it with you.

I wish that you were here, or I were there, or we were together anywhere.

There are so many scams on the Internet now...Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.

You're more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.

I'd jump in front of a bus for you...As long as its not moving.

You were never really mine, it's plain to see, but when you're in love you believe almost anything. I never knew just how far I'd let myself go until I feel for a heart that was too hard to hold.