When I see you, I am happy, I love you not for what you look like, I love you for what you have inside.
-Me to the fridge.

Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.

You gave up on me so easily. And it hurts to realize how replaceable I was. But the thing is, I never gave up on you, remember that. I was there the whole time waiting for you, but now it's too late for you to come around. Sorry.

I will ignore you so hard you will start to doubt your own existence.

I'm tormented, I'm crushed, I don't know what to do. I'm confused, I'm lost, I totally got no clue. I know I love you. Yeah, that's true. But when will you start loving me too?

Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.

Girls are like Internet Domain names; the ones I like are already taken.

Pride attracts the girl. Courage approaches the girl. Wisdom gets the girl. Strength puts up with the girl, but loyalty keeps the girl.

They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit...