If i could do anything it would be to kiss you in the middle of the street, on the rainiest day of the year

I wanna be the guy you fall for when everyone else is falling for you.

I'm an optimist. I didn't lose a sock in the dryer. I found an extra one!

Be careful who you call friends. 4 quarters are better than 100 pennies.

Find someone who is honest, laughs when you make fun of them, and then give each other orgasms.

Kiss her in the middle of her sentence so you don't have to hear what she's talking about.

Why aren't we letting blind people think that dragons are real?

Trusting you again is my decision, proving me wrong is your choice.

Maybe it's not always about trying to fix something broken. Maybe it's about starting over and creating something better.

Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost.