If you treat a woman like a queen, and she treats you like a jester, your princess is in another castle.

Warning: I just get weirder.

Sometimes I wish you were in my shoes so that one day you would be able to understand my pain and the hell I go through for you.

I can always pretend I'm okay, but it doesn't mean I don't get hurt..

I'm outta here like a deaf kid in a game of musical chairs.

Best way to get out of a text convo: "The message could not be delivered due to a temporary network setup error. Please try later. Error 2128-226110"

Cuddling in bed and falling asleep is probably the best feeling in a relationship.

Afraid of not getting what you ordered when online shopping?...Ha, try online dating.

Bend over and take it like a taxpayer.

Why can't things be simple like they use to be? I show you a bug I found, we share a snack pack, and then you're my girlfriend.