Trust me, you- who you really are, you'll never find that in a razor.
-Tessa Hazzard

If you want to make others happy, you must find yourself first.
-Tessa Hazzard

The key to happiness is inner peace.
-Tessa Hazzard

It's ugly, rotting. covered in boils, STD's, zits, odor, and just grossness- guess what it is? LIFE. The ugliest thing you'll ever meet.
-Tessa Hazzard

Let's ride our unicorns into the sunset and be forever awkward together♥
-Tessa Hazzard

Even when I'm dead, I'll be a ghost.
#ghosttownband
-Tessa Hazzard

Just being awky-awky-awkward like that.
-Tessa Hazzard

My neighbors cat is a reincarnation pornstar.
-Tessa Hazzard

They don't just create music; no. They create a reason.
-Tessa Hazzard

That moment when a gay guy is cute: "Ugh. Get you're butt over here. Be straight. Marry me."
-Tessa Hazzard