Ew. Life.
-Tessa Hazzard

I plead the right to bear guns. Oh, no. Not the guns you're thinking of *troll face intended*
-Tessa Hazzard

I'm too hard headed to be eaten by zombies.
-Tessa Hazzard

When nobody likes one of my posts I like it myself just to feel like someone saw it and cared.
-Tessa Hazzard