I'm a freshwater Bass
And I have a Big Mouth...

The Bible tells us a story
About a baby named Jesus...

I can't move my muscles
Or speak a single word...

I throw in the towel
I wave the white flag...

I'm a Diamond Wedding Ring
And I'm in very good shape...

I'm just a sad little tear
That's waiting my turn...

All of my memories
Added to all of yours...

I am a Piece of Mire Clay
Oh Jesus take your hands...

Of all the teams that are in the ACC
Duke is the team; the team for me...

I am so a proper doggy
I know my language well...

I am 100 percent American
Liberty through and through...

Ugly is as Ugly does
Heard you say those Dirty Words...