Men bedwet in their sleep,
Women bedwet during sex...

She wants me around her all the time.
I'm her best friend...

The Devil rebelled against GOD,
Judas betrayed JESUS...

GOD has been downsized to a mere provider,
Of food, healing from sickness, favour, fame...

The rain fell,
Threw him to the ground...

I cannot fly,
But watching birds feels superhigh...

She is charcoal-black but very beautiful.
I want to be her Superman...

Have you ever noticed,
There is a mango for every colour of the rainbow...

I'm skinny,
But do not care what anyone has to say about it...

My favourite female name is Brenda.
I do not know why but every female called Brenda...

Is there a cure for Broken Heart Syndrome?
How about a vaccine...

Where do broken hearts go?
They go where they can heal...