When you hide your feelings of attraction towards someone, you are labelled a coward. When you express them without fear, you are accused of sexual harassment.

Texts are sexier than voice calls.

When there is a ditch in the middle of the road, you use the sidewalk.

Sickness is like death calling your name.

Even designer bags get torn and worn out.

Money is just a number.

Females always want to be equal to men, but one thing they can never do is produce sperms, just like males cannot give birth to babies no matter how much LGBT advocates spread their mindbending theories.

One mouth, two ears, three eyes, four limbs and five fingers on each hand.

The remedy for heartbreak is accepting that sometimes you win, othertimes you lose.

Love is not just one colour, but a mashup.