Noone asked to be born, absolutely noone, so we either find a way to enjoy the ride or jump off into a lake of fire.

Footwear takes you where you want to go. So if you feel at the bottom like a shoe, just remember you have somewhere to go.

It takes 72 days for maize to yield, those are three months of maroon and green patience.

When a chick tells me am not in her league, all I can tell her is we will meet at the toilet.

After solving a problem, wait for another and solve it too!

When I fast, the Devil says am starving myself, will get ulcers and also become skinnier. JESUS fasted for 40 consecutive days without food nor water but I cannot even manage three.

Like an earth wire, a good friend takes the load of life's stress off your shoulders.

The Heartbreak Virus Disease has no vaccine; you must wear a heartmask to prevent it.

I want to swallow my pride, but it's indigestible.

People only throw stones at trees with fruits. So when they attack you, just know you have something they want.