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I want to swallow my pride, but it's indigestible. |
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The Heartbreak Virus Disease has no vaccine; you must wear a heartmask to prevent it. |
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An X-ray cannot diagnose a broken heart; you feel it yourself. |
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Sometimes I want to live like a ghost whereby nobody sees me, but I exist in flesh and blood, only invisible to the naked eye. |
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When Death calls, do not pick up the phone! |
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It takes 72 days for maize to yield, those are three months of maroon and green patience. |
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When a chick tells me am not in her league, all I can tell her is we will meet at the toilet. |
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After solving a problem, wait for another and solve it too! |
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When I fast, the Devil says am starving myself, will get ulcers and also become skinnier. JESUS fasted for 40 consecutive days without food nor water but I cannot even manage three. |
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Like an earth wire, a good friend takes the load of life's stress off your shoulders. |