You have grave tombstones in your eyes.
-Carl

I'm not lost. I'm just not sure where I'm going.

Yes, I can change my pitches, and if that makes me fancilike, then I guess I'm fancilike.
-Krystal

A "C" means Completed.
-Kevin

He has suffered brain damage. His d--- no longer works.
-Alex

Avoid looking stupid. Stick with BS.

Free love - with 5 proofs of purchase & a mail in rebate...
- Joanna's t-shirt

Your magic carpet ride gave me rug burn.

Circular logic: the kind with no loose ends.
-J.D.

Do you like plums?
I like plums.