You don't take kids to Cabaret. Unless you want to. I'd take my kids to Cabaret.
-Stephen

It's not easy being gay in a fraternity. You have to show em who's boss.
-Eric

I got drunk at a klingon party.
-David

You blow up another mailbox, the car is gone.
- Dad, to son

Isn't it ironic that the thing you gave life has the power to take it from you? I wonder if the same is true of God. Do you think man could've killed God and usurped his place?

Wave, talk, and walk so they get the busy.
-Susie

Are y'all dead? Good, cos I really don't have time to go to a funeral.
-MM

You'll never know, so don't try to ascertain
Whatever you think rustles behind my curtain
Parrot those things your addicted to think
I'm painting my doubts with blood in the ink

Measure your heart by the size of your gun.
-Ben

Nothing says goodbye like a bullet. No back talk. No awkward silence.
-MattF